These boots were not made for walking. Or running, kicking, moshing, stomping, or reliving your misspent youth for that matter. These Doc Marten Boots are just 2″ tall and actually, they’re made for digital storage.
These 2″ tall black boots pop open to reveal a USB drive and they are actually made by
(or at least licensed by and sold by) The Dr. Martens. They offer 2GB of storage, which I suppose is like the opposite of 2GB of anarchy. I can’t think of a more fun tech gift for your still-cool friends, or those who just remember
when they were. Many, many years ago. -Liz
Find the 2GB Dr. Martens boots USB for $25 from the Dr. Martens online store.