While perusing the web for the most stylish tech gifts, I happened to come across this thing of beauty: A KitchenAid Mixer. Or more specifically, the ColorWare Limited Edition KitchenAid Mixer from the same folks who bring vivid color to eye-popping gadgets like the iPhone 5C, Beats Pill Wireless Speaker and the Sol Republic Tracks Headphones.

Now of course one woman’s (mine) awesome, retro-modern, splashy polka-dot kitchen centerpiece may be another woman’s “what in heaven’s name is that thing?” Especially if you have bright green countertops or an orange stove. But if you want to splurge on someone who brings her–or his–fashion style into the kitchen and has a thing for red, this extremely limited edition stand mixer is priceless. Proverbially speaking. Because it actually does come at a price of $999. Wow.