I’m laughing. I can’t help it. A mute button pacifier. The perfect geeky baby gift. Yes, of course pacifiers have many expert-proven benefits about self-soothing and sleep and lalalalala. But let’s be honest, when you’re a new parent you’ll take all the 10-minute stretches of no crying that you can get. Also, laughter.

If you weren’t already convinced, other tangible benefits according to the website include wireless connectivity and the ability to help calm baby–and bystanders. Plus it runs without batteries or the need to recharge in any way whatsoever. Sure beats another copy of Goodnight Moon.

Find the mute button pacifier online at Think Geek.