STEM swaddlers help future scientists know their barium from their boron

For a while, geek has been the new chic, and so I hardly know a new mom or dad who wouldn’t totally love this periodic table baby swaddler for their future genius.

Designed by toddler mom Lynne Burton to keep herself from going crazy (we feel ya, Kim), the entire shop is filled with fun, gender-neutral baby gifts for future geniuses. Like a blanket covered with basic sight words — perfect for your competimommy friend’s shower! — or a gorgeous vintage alphabet.

I really like everything she offers. But there’s something about the prospect of your baby’s first word being ununhexium that’s awfully hard to resist.

Okay. Maybe second word.

Find the periodic table bamboo baby swaddler and more terrific geeky baby gifts from indie shop Cooper Place Baby. It would also make a pretty cute wall hanging for the nursery.