For the geek who has everything, we’ve finally found the alpha and omega of custom gifts.
Anyone can have a star. Anyone can have a diamond (at least, a little one). But now you can name a unique mathematical theory after your special someone.
And math, unlike stars and diamonds and gingerbread AT-ATs, lasts forever.
That’s right, mathletes. For about $24 at TheoryMine, you get your own guaranteed accurate, original mathematical theory, named for your loved one. And you can get a matching t-shirt, mug, or mouse pad starting at $15.
What’s a theorem, and how can you be sure your theorem is original and correct? Um, they have a FAQ for that on the TheoryMine site
. Rest assured that Scotland’s finest artificial intelligence goes to great lengths to make sure you get your money’s worth, and the included PDF certificate says so.
I can’t imagine a way to get more geekbrag points than to have an actual theorem named after you. Unless Pythagoras or Einstein shows up to the party, I theorize you’ll be the belle of the boolean ball.~Delilah
Get all the deets at TheoryMine. They’re in Scotland, but they accept Paypa