It’s not often that you’re floored by Fluorine– unless you’re into corrosive gas. (Which does sound a little like my dad… heh.) But if your dad loves the periodic table, this gift might just be element-ary.
it’s a great way to show dad you love him through the magic of
chemistry. Fluorine, Astatine, Hydrogen, and Erbium combine for a
comfortable cushion– just don’t combine them in real life, because no
one needs that sort of mess.
needs now is a Back off, man, I’m a scientist shirt, and he’s good to go.~Delilah